Run on Rant time!
May. 18th, 2005 05:49 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
the-paco.livejournal.com posting in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
techrecoveryDearest Customer:
If you have an intermittent problem that's only fixed by restarting which comes back 30 minutes later, calling us five minutes after you just restarted and everything is pris-effing-tine while simultaneously being unable to describe the problem, any error messages you may have idiotically ignored, and anything which I may find helpful, you'll find that my caring for your inconvenience immediately drops even lower than it was, impossible though that may seem.
Yes, call back when the problem recurs.
I'm getting really tired of cleaning up after my coworkers. I hate it when they do the whole 'unplug, wait ten minutes, call us back' shit to dump calls. I hate them incorrectly routing, coding, and closing trouble tickets. We give them all the tools to do all the steps that must be done, and these lazy little bags of fermented sperm ignore it all. It's gotten worse in recent weeks.
I believe this is why my building has three separate signs telling us that firearms are prohibited.
Alas, I'd be very ready to LARP some Quake 3 with my n00b cow-orkers, if only it weren't for those signs.
At least there's still Splinter Cell.
If you have an intermittent problem that's only fixed by restarting which comes back 30 minutes later, calling us five minutes after you just restarted and everything is pris-effing-tine while simultaneously being unable to describe the problem, any error messages you may have idiotically ignored, and anything which I may find helpful, you'll find that my caring for your inconvenience immediately drops even lower than it was, impossible though that may seem.
Yes, call back when the problem recurs.
I'm getting really tired of cleaning up after my coworkers. I hate it when they do the whole 'unplug, wait ten minutes, call us back' shit to dump calls. I hate them incorrectly routing, coding, and closing trouble tickets. We give them all the tools to do all the steps that must be done, and these lazy little bags of fermented sperm ignore it all. It's gotten worse in recent weeks.
I believe this is why my building has three separate signs telling us that firearms are prohibited.
Alas, I'd be very ready to LARP some Quake 3 with my n00b cow-orkers, if only it weren't for those signs.
At least there's still Splinter Cell.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}