Trippy the clown says you must be THIS SMART to work here

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

> > Dear valued customer,
> >
> > The email address you have sent this message to
> > is used by the [company] helpdesk, we are not
> > involved with recruitment. Please locate a
> > copy of the message in your 'sent items' folder
> > and forward it to the address in the advert you
> > have answered.
> >
> > Thank you for contacting [company] support,
> > [Me].
> >
>
> Please do not waste my time because I have things
> to do. I just want to know if I got the job or not.
>

Dear valued customer,

not.

Thank you for contacting [company] support,
[Me].




I spent the afternoon throwing up and thought they'd finally sapped a little bit too much of my life-force, but it turns out I'm just sick. They haven't beaten me yet.

Comments

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

ya i used to do e-mail support for ISP Channel (when it was still making money) and well we got a lot of e-mails like that and sent back the same response. suffice it to say, they got the job.

[kallell.livejournal.com]

AAAAHHHGGGG

Can we kill the stupid yet?

Please?

[infusco.livejournal.com]

Heh ... honestly, I just delete those now. If they are not intelligent enough to send it to the correct address (and not to an obviously support only email address), then I'm doing my company a favor :)

[jecook]

This reminds me of that one guy who spammed something like half the internet with his resume...::digs around for the URL::

Ah, thanks, Google!

http://spamnews.com/spamflames/ShifmanIsAMoronSpammer.html

AKA: How NOT to get a job, or How to blow your credibility as a computer consultant with a clue in five easy steps (and get the Operators of just about the entire internet to blacklist you).