Teeth-grating call

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

So the caller says they have three issues. Thank you so much for saving them up for me.

First, some other person in the office occasionally gets messages in IE.
Are they getting them now? No.
What did the errors say? Different things.
Is the person available for troubleshooting? No.
Fuck off, then.

Secondly, a different person again is launching the timesheet app and it's freezing.
Have they tried a different PC? No.
Are they available for troubleshooting? No.
Fuck off, then.

Thirdly, the caller himself is getting the occasional low-resource message. Or at least he was, on a previous PC.
Have you been getting them on the new PC? No.
Is the old PC available for troubleshooting? No.
Fuck off, then.

What, you think I have a magic "Fix the World" wand that works with no troubleshooting and no data? And you think I'd waste it on you if I did?

Gyah.

Comments

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

It just doesn't work! Fix it now, stupid!

I can only imagine things that would make a person want to kill someone more, such as peeling your ass off the pavement to kill the driver that just hit you walking down the street.