I Can't Believe She Said This...

[fuego.livejournal.com]

Me: "Okay, now put a disc into the drive..."

Customer (Relaying directions to her husband) "Stick in a disc! No not your dick! Stick in a disc!"

And later, her husband on the line... "I stuck it in most of the way but it wouldn't inhale it."


Believe it or not, my day is going incredibly quickly....

Comments

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

heh.... and when they say "i'm a gal i don't have a dick" it is all the more silly.

[caitriona27.livejournal.com]

:snarf: I don't get these types of calls, I wish I did...

[thalionar.livejournal.com]

lol... that's the best I've heard in a long time :)

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Wow. that's impressive. Both amusing AND stupid. rare jem.

[jecook]

::falls over laughing::

[taleya.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

oh god, that beats my "there's gerbils in my anus!!" post hands down..

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Dang I wish my customers were that er... funny?

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

hahaha, that made my day. thank you!

[kallell.livejournal.com]

oh hello, small LJ

Its a small Lj after all, its a small LJ after all


Curben

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Wait, so where'd he poke it? I can't see anywhere on my tower that mine'd go in..

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

he probably knew where to stick it from looking at all the porn sites that he had been looking at while the wife was away and that is also likely why the pc was having a problem...

Just a thought...