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Looking at pornography at your desk that is sitting next to a team lead is generally not good for job security. It's not good for us either because we actually could use technicians. I suppose you don't count anyway for that degree of cluelessness.

Could you at least break a bullshit rule like smoking right next to the door instead of making it one more system to clean up? Maybe get caught doing a port scan or something. Hell, even show up drunk. There's reasons that might make sense for you to lose your job in such a way that's not an obvious quit, but since you're using us for your own ends anyway, could you at least make it a little easier on us that have to do the paperwork?