harder... HARDER!!! yeah yeah yeah!!! HARDER BABY!!!!

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

BEAT ME!!!!
beat me like you wish you could BEAT YOUR USERS!!!!!!

*RING RING RING*
yeah, uh, i can't git on the innernit. it keeps sayin "no dial tone", is the innernit down?

you say :





this post partly inspired by "i have a small"_log
valis

Comments

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Your post aroused me in the strangest way.

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

lol

no no no no no!

"where it says "password" do i type my password in there?"

;)

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

"No, type your username in there"
"...But it says password?!"
"Really!? Oh! Well you better type your password in then!"

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

"Sir, I need to verify your account, could you... ."

"But I gave you mah name!"

---

"Ah can't get online!"

"What does it say when you open Internet Explorer?"

"Ah'm not at home raight now."

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

Actually sir, the internet is broke right now. Our techs are feverishly working on getting it fixed. It looks as though a squirrel has chewed through the main internet cable. It should be up and operational by the end of the week. Call back then if continue to have connection problems.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Yes, due to rampant pornography and the possibility of being used for terrorist communications, the internets have been taken down permanently. May I suggest pro-wrestling and reality shows as alternatives?

[madd-trinity.livejournal.com]

*click*

[110billion.livejournal.com]

Them dang terr'arists broke that innarnet

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

Y2K

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!!!

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Bananana phone!!!!

[normal1.livejournal.com]

but tika the dancing-porn-dog starts streaming nude live at 11pm!!