(no subject)
Jan. 17th, 2005 05:55 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
the-paco.livejournal.com posting in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
techrecoveryFundamental Law for those calling any tech support or customer service call center:
Thou shalt not put your phone anywhere where it sounds like it is being used like an adult toy in a barely-aroused camel.
(Seriously, it sounded like they were running a brush over it and making some kind of inarticulate noises in the background. It's either camel love or some kind of evil ritual, and I've not burst into flames yet.)
Thou shalt not put your phone anywhere where it sounds like it is being used like an adult toy in a barely-aroused camel.
(Seriously, it sounded like they were running a brush over it and making some kind of inarticulate noises in the background. It's either camel love or some kind of evil ritual, and I've not burst into flames yet.)
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}