Caselog:
Customer reports that her computer is waking her up at six every morning with a series of shrill beeps and a tinny voice that says "It is Six o'clock AM." Customer complained that she did not want to wake up at six AM for the rest of her life, and it was scaring her cat. Ran through MSConfig startup, as well as currently running services. Customer has zero malware/virii, in fact system is rather clean. Googled "it is six o clock am." Found http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00013KM90/002-5951708-8211261?v=glance (Talking Pedometer). Asked customer if she had a talking Pedometer. Customer hesitated, then said yes. Located talking pedometer in a box next to the computer, removed batteries. Issue Resolved.
It's too damn early.
Customer reports that her computer is waking her up at six every morning with a series of shrill beeps and a tinny voice that says "It is Six o'clock AM." Customer complained that she did not want to wake up at six AM for the rest of her life, and it was scaring her cat. Ran through MSConfig startup, as well as currently running services. Customer has zero malware/virii, in fact system is rather clean. Googled "it is six o clock am." Found http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00013KM90/002-5951708-8211261?v=glance (Talking Pedometer). Asked customer if she had a talking Pedometer. Customer hesitated, then said yes. Located talking pedometer in a box next to the computer, removed batteries. Issue Resolved.
It's too damn early.