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[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

an email from a customer:


"Why is my bill so high?"



What I WANT to reply with:

"Because you touch yourself at night."

Comments

[joeshamo.livejournal.com]

best, family guy line, EVER.

[sensrhps.livejournal.com]

i have to disagree. best line is:

*breaths in* AHHHH!

*breaths in* AHHHH!

*breaths in* AHHHH!

etc

when he hits his shin.

but fuck it. the whole series is a best line. heh

[joeshamo.livejournal.com]

yea, i realized after i posted that there'd probibly be some dispute, so let me just say its atlease my favorite line from family guy.

[ozdeadmeat.livejournal.com]

Better one is:

Because all that kiddy porn goes through the FBI's Proxy before it gets to you.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

My personal fave has to be the response to the accusation "You're such a child!"

"Yah? well if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A PEDOPHILE! And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert."

[joeshamo.livejournal.com]

another great one i can use in almost everyday conversation: 'we now go like to (name) being a bitch, (name)'