Overheard In Adjoining Cube Just Now

[dpaul007.livejournal.com]

"Hey Bob - where did you get that copy of Winzip?"

"Uh...winzip.com!"

"Is that really where you can download it?"

"Yeah!"

We're fantasizing about invading that cube with a BUNCH of Clue-By-Fours...

Comments

[malgrep.livejournal.com]

As a last resort you should use flaming porcupines. You insert them, well, use your imagination.

Thighmasters work well too.

[110billion.livejournal.com]

Man, at least they know how to download.
I had this Win95 customer who didn't know how to download.
Mind you, she had spyware coming out of every direction.

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Specifically, out of a cannon at a large brick wall!

The moron asking the question is the same scumsucker who likes using his speakerphone at high volume in his section of the cube farm! Which is ~20 feet from dpaul007's and my cubes.

Meh.