Best Foreign Object To Date
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techrecoveryOther Tech cracks the case on an ancient, ancient box. We're talking Big Red Switch on the side, here. This thing's manuals were probably handwritten. Possibly on scrolls, papyrus, or clay tablets. That old.
I am on the other end of the benches working on another computer. I notice Other Tech blinking in disbelief at the relic.
"...Come look at this," he says to me, and so I do.
There is an ancient three-button mouse inside the case.
Mouse. INSIDE THE CASE.
Dear Customer,
THAT DON'T GO THERE.
xoxo
Me
I am on the other end of the benches working on another computer. I notice Other Tech blinking in disbelief at the relic.
"...Come look at this," he says to me, and so I do.
There is an ancient three-button mouse inside the case.
Mouse. INSIDE THE CASE.
Dear Customer,
THAT DON'T GO THERE.
xoxo
Me
