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techrecoveryDear Brainless Infinitard,
for you who were somehow given permission to survive the attempted abortion and live to your current age, purchase a computer with the money you made from donating parts of your addled brain to science, and then subsequently fail to use it in any semblance of the way intended:
if you switch the little red switch on the back of your power supply from "220" to "110", you have just guaranteed a nice little light show and some smoke that will probably make you high. it won't have any other effect on you because your brain is too fucked up to be damaged by burning silicon and plastic.
when you start seeing the smoke, do not decide that it looks pretty and watch it for hours. TURN YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER OFF. unplug it from the wall. good monkey.
now, when you call us and tell us that "someone" switched your power supply to 110V in a country that uses 240, don't expect us to be 1. sympathetic or 2. likely to cover you under warranty.
yes the black marks near the power cord mean you will need to buy a new PSU for your machine.
what really makes us giggle though is the fact that through your utter inability to comprehend the basic tenets of survival you have probably fried multiple components of your system, and you will be up for a fair bit of money getting it working again.
no. we're not going ot repair it for you. our warranty does not cover Acts of God. your continued survival is obviously an Act of God. in one of his vengeance moods. to punish me for something i've done. like failing to travel back in time and educate your parents on the wonderous possibilities inherent in the consumption of copious amounts of Thalidomide and various other wonderful drugs during pregnancy. at least then they'd have an excuse for your obvious mental deficiencies.
moron.
IV
for you who were somehow given permission to survive the attempted abortion and live to your current age, purchase a computer with the money you made from donating parts of your addled brain to science, and then subsequently fail to use it in any semblance of the way intended:
if you switch the little red switch on the back of your power supply from "220" to "110", you have just guaranteed a nice little light show and some smoke that will probably make you high. it won't have any other effect on you because your brain is too fucked up to be damaged by burning silicon and plastic.
when you start seeing the smoke, do not decide that it looks pretty and watch it for hours. TURN YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER OFF. unplug it from the wall. good monkey.
now, when you call us and tell us that "someone" switched your power supply to 110V in a country that uses 240, don't expect us to be 1. sympathetic or 2. likely to cover you under warranty.
yes the black marks near the power cord mean you will need to buy a new PSU for your machine.
what really makes us giggle though is the fact that through your utter inability to comprehend the basic tenets of survival you have probably fried multiple components of your system, and you will be up for a fair bit of money getting it working again.
no. we're not going ot repair it for you. our warranty does not cover Acts of God. your continued survival is obviously an Act of God. in one of his vengeance moods. to punish me for something i've done. like failing to travel back in time and educate your parents on the wonderous possibilities inherent in the consumption of copious amounts of Thalidomide and various other wonderful drugs during pregnancy. at least then they'd have an excuse for your obvious mental deficiencies.
moron.
IV
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