Kill me

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Me: Can you unplug the USB and ADSL lines there?
Her: You're going to have to tell me.
Me: …Unplug the USB and the ADSL line..
Her: Which ones are they?
Me: The ones marked USB and ADSL
Her: You have to be more specific..
Me: They have written above them USB and ADSL
Her: Nope nope…nope.. Oh, USB?
Me: Yeah.
Her:And what was the other one?
Me: ADSL
Her: ADSL?
Me: ADSL
Her: The ADSL cord?
Me: Yes.
Her: Ok.
Me: Ok, now grab a paperclip or something long and thin.
Her:I don't have anything.
Me: .. Well you're going to have to find something madam. We need it to reset the modem.
Her: But I don't have anything!


What does she expect me to do about that? "Oh well, sorry, guess we'll replace your modem"

DAMN THESE PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN WANT TO TRY!!