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Dear User,

I appreciate that you touched the thingummy, the pressed the button, then the thingummy came up, then you gave it your number, then the thingummy came up with an error message you can't remember.

Please could you tell me WTF you are talking about?

Yours,

disgruntled Techie



Dear colleague,

When I arrived at your PC, I immediately felt a headache threaten - you were running your monitor at 16 colours and 60hz refresh rate. You complained to my boss because you said that the "colours were all washed out and the screen is flickering".. after I left it at 32 bit colour and 85hz refresh rate.

Drop dead.

Yours,

disgruntled, pissed off Techie



Dear user,

You are running a 21" monitor at 1024 x 768 at 16 bit colour. You do not deserve a 14" green screen.

Yours,

disgruntled, pissed off, jealous Techie



Dear user,

When told that there is no way to recover from backup a file that is on your *local hard disk*, the correct response is *not* to ask to speak to my manager!

Yours,

disgruntled, pissed off, jealous, wishing he had a baseball bat,

Techie.