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[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS GUY BEEN RAMBLING ABOUT FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR

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[chaobell]

You get those too, huh?

Is it in English, at least?

[eikichi-onizuka.livejournal.com]

Sounds EXACTLY like 80% of the callers I get.

Goes something like this:

"Well I went and got me one o' dem Hurlet-Packerd computers and well Wal-mart had a damn good deal but I couldn't go in cuz Velma took a dump in one of da bras they have o'vair in the ladies deeeepartment so I gots one of my friends to go gets me one and they put it in the back of their Ford Pinto and the car exploded but I still gots my computer but I think the modium thingy is melted and I was gonna claim it under mah insurance but I wuz wunderin' if y'all could fix it?"

TAKE A BREATH AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, BILLY BOB!

[mrsvickie.livejournal.com]

Sound like they have marbles in their mouth?

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

No, he was just talking. Incessantly.

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

Hey, I talked to that guy today!

[edminister.livejournal.com]

We actually have a regular customer we call marblemouth!

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Does he also work tech support?

Because I think he sits two rows over..