Do not HIT on tech support. NO!

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

You may be 23 years old, married and have a kid and a college dropout. Why do you think I should care? Why on earth would you think that you should hit on me? Are you so desperate that you log in to your ISP's tech support chat to hit on the guy who is supposed to be helping you fix something? No, I don't want to tell you where I live. I don't want to tell you if I like it where I'm living.

Yes, you can have my first name, don't bother asking about the last one. For christ's sake, don't ask me if I have a girlfriend. STOP IT! You see my not typing back to you, that's me thinking of how to extricate myself from this situation and not get fired. Thanks a lot for the hassle.

Comments

[nix.livejournal.com]

ROFL.. I hate that..

[saintrigger.livejournal.com]

So um.. thanks for fixing my E-mail. Wanna make out?

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

skankygurl316 is that you?

[mellay.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of how a lot of my calls end.
"Wow...huh...you sound HOT!"
"Dahhh...can I have your *DIRECT* line?"
ad infinitum, ad nauseum...

and this is even AFTER I tell the guys I'm married.

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

Well, are you hot? :P

[mellay.livejournal.com]

haha yeah, i guess

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Yes, she is >=D

And she sounds it every bit too..

[billysapphire.livejournal.com]

How about getting offered to stay for free at the hotel because my voice sounded so sexy..
I was doing support for a hotel chain and the woman (a black woman at that) said that I sounded really good and that although they were in Mississippi, she could put me up in her hotel.
My response????
"Honey, I'm afraid that you and I are looking for the same thing and you are SO barking up the wrong tree.." We laughed, hell even my supervisor got a laugh off of that one.