Access numbers and support numbers are different!

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

me: *Company name* Kyle speaking.
them: dialing noises.
me: hang up

Please, when you put the damn number in the dialer, make sure it's the right one. I swear, every night I get some asshat trying to dial up through the tech support number.

Comments

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

Your touch-tone maze isn't complex enough! :)

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

I work nights for a smallish (~9000 customers) ISP, so, all calls just get routed to me, w/no maze. I'm not really all that busy, but it seems like I get the most porn-addicted of the bunch. Since the internet revolves around teh porn, and addiction seems to make them all very pissy.

[xtomxfallsx.livejournal.com]

The term "asshat" will never stop making me laugh every time I read it. =)

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Heh I agree, you asshat.

[zercool.livejournal.com]

What, you don't speak modem?

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

Customer's modem: "Syn"
Me: "Ack motherf*cker! Ack!"

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

like that chick from terminator 3?

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

At our office, we have several different lines (small business) and invariably we'll get someone faxing into our office on one of the regular lines. I usually want to *69 them and beat them with a unix manual.

[aragirn.livejournal.com]

I read that, the phone rang, and guess what I heard.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

HHAHAA, oh man, I'm sorry dude. Let me dig up this Unix manual I got for yah. Man, that sucks.

[achernow.livejournal.com]

WE never got anything like that, I guess that's the benefit of being at a University support desk. With that said, we used to get calls routed to us from one of the campus gyms whose phone number was 1 digit off from ours. We also had to deal with the aftermath of that because of the fact that they would be very mean to those callers.

-A