No Sir, step AWAY from the phone

[k8mnstr.livejournal.com]

First off, don't call me WHILE you are stoned and the sound of your friends hitting the bong in the background is not amusing. I don't care how much you are paying us, I do not want to hear about how much you like Funions. No, your account isn't working and yes, it is suspended. You will never get to know that because you can't validate any account information - because you are high. And a quick reminder, an e-mail address is not the same as your password, a phone number isn't the same as your password, and your NIC handle is not the same as your password. You will know it is the password because it will probably have the word PASSWORD written next to it. Stoners.