6 months with no restarts!!!

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Customer: I can't connect to the Internet.
Me: Okay, Let's un-plug the cable modem and router and shut down the computer please.
Customer: Oh, Okay. This computer hasn't been shut down in about 6 months... Do you think that could be the issue as why when my connection is running slow when it's connected?

Hmmm... Well what kinda damage have you caused to your computer in 6 months?!? Of course we recycle and it takes 10 minutes to restart... Jeeze and he gets back online...