Not quite clear on the concept...

[naggy.livejournal.com]

User: "No one here can get onto the network!"
Me: "That's because the network is down."
User: "Oh. But we can't get into e-mail, either!"

Comments

[c0c0c0.livejournal.com]

Are they ever?

[residentgeek.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I'm afraid the email delivery men have a labor contract with the network to go on strike any time the network decides to take the day off. It's a legally binding arrangment, so I'm afraid I can't help you right now. You can join their picket line around the pool on the roof.