It's quiet. Too quiet.

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It's a quiet day today, so I called my tech support line to kill some time.

*ring ring*

Me:  "$Company, this is tuba_man, how may I help you?"

Me:  "My computer broke.  Fix it!"

Me:  "What seems to be the problem?"

Me:  "No interbutts"

Me:  "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Me:  "Not yet, let me try..."

...aaand the call dropped.  I just managed to hang up on myself by rebooting my computer whilst on the softphone.  I'm my own worst client today.  I feel accomplished.