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Coworker to me, in tones of it's-this-or-snap, while washing hands:
"I'm thinking that if I cover myself sufficiently in thermal paste, I'll qualify as the official Silver Surfer. And then I'll get a flying surfboard."
...pause, considering...
"And then I can leave the office."
...pause, more considering, then, in tones of triumph...
"And then I'm going to sit on my flying surfboard, in my living room, and drink beer and play video games. With my brain."

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