On the job

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I hate house calls.

no, it's noty a sony problem, it's a "your compyter" problem.

"Where did they make linux, in Japan or something?"

"i know the computer isn't Microsoft, but it's still windows, right? No, but i mean, the computer isn't, but the internet is, right?"

grrr

To whom it may concern,

[emt-hawk.livejournal.com]

The the little LED icon on your laptop is on the TOP of your computer, and it looks like a BATTERY. The little thunderstorm picture inside it is a LIGHTNING BOLT, and it's the symbol for ELECTRICITY. The reason it is red is because YOU UNPLUGGED IT FROM THE WALL.

It does not mean you should GO TAKE A NAP IN YOUR CAR because you can't do any work. Of course, by your standards ANY DAY WITH A "Y" IN IT is a day you think you should be out in your car, napping.

And these AA's make more money than I do.

--Hawk