"that musta ben that thing i looked up on websters"

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Here's a tip, dude. Your computer is shut down. Halted. You have so many viruses and instances of malware that even windows senses it. You can't even get on the local webserver, let alone the internet.

Webster.com did not do that. It also did not install picasa or the pictures of you and your buddies drinking booze out of a series of long straws.

It did not install 8 (8!) IE searchbars. And this is IE8, folks. I didn't even know there were that many bars out there for it.

I strongly suspect that "that one time you checked your yahoo mail" is not what did it either.

Unsurprisingly you deleted your browser history. I wonder how that happened?

Welcome to being is deep doo doo. I'll fix this. You're welcome. And I'm going to log every single website you visit for the rest of your life. Enjoy that, too.