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Jan. 24th, 2009 09:17 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Me: Rockstar tech support professional, exhausted after 9.5 hours of a 10 hour shift.
NBIU: Nice But Illiterate User.
So I take the guy's username and begin the call. He basically just wants some simple Word formatting help. Fine. We're happy to do that; that's an easy call, and I will be off the phone in plenty of time to clock out at 8 am when I'm supposed to.
Only 7:50 rolls around and the man doesn't understand a goddamn thing I say. It took him five minutes to see the little double set of arrows you use to set a left-indent down the entire side of the page on the ruler, even when I was saying, "It's two triangles with the points touching, and the bottom triangle has a rectangle underneath it, to the left of the top ruler."
That was when I finally gave up and said, "Hey, why don't you just e-mail it to me and tell me what you need changed and then I'll e-mail it back?"
Then. THEN it took ten minutes to explain how to open explorer, log into our e-mail system, and send me an e-mail, during which time I must have repeated the part before the @whatever.whatever FIFTY TIMES. It's four letters. It was then that it hit me: when I finally snap, they'll be hauling me away while I scream, "SIERRA CHARLIE FRANK LIMA! SIERRA CHARLIE FRANK LIMA, YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!" I, of course, proceed to feel guilty, because I am a customer service person and there is no excuse for being rude to the customer.
Two or three minutes later, still no e-mail. Even AFTER I sloooooowly spelled it out for him, he transposed two of the letters in the (four-letter) username. So I walk him through forwarding it, get his formatting issues - all half-dozen of them - fixed in a grand total of 25 seconds.
I e-mail him back and by this time I'm already running ten minutes over. I then proceed to have to take the next five minutes walking him through how to download an attachment and open it in word to print out.
Seriously, though. The absolute worst calls are the ones where the user is just an asshole, but only slightly behind them are the calls when it takes 45 minutes to do something that would have taken two if the user had just LISTENED TO WHAT I WAS SAYING THE FIRST TIME.
NBIU: Nice But Illiterate User.
So I take the guy's username and begin the call. He basically just wants some simple Word formatting help. Fine. We're happy to do that; that's an easy call, and I will be off the phone in plenty of time to clock out at 8 am when I'm supposed to.
Only 7:50 rolls around and the man doesn't understand a goddamn thing I say. It took him five minutes to see the little double set of arrows you use to set a left-indent down the entire side of the page on the ruler, even when I was saying, "It's two triangles with the points touching, and the bottom triangle has a rectangle underneath it, to the left of the top ruler."
That was when I finally gave up and said, "Hey, why don't you just e-mail it to me and tell me what you need changed and then I'll e-mail it back?"
Then. THEN it took ten minutes to explain how to open explorer, log into our e-mail system, and send me an e-mail, during which time I must have repeated the part before the @whatever.whatever FIFTY TIMES. It's four letters. It was then that it hit me: when I finally snap, they'll be hauling me away while I scream, "SIERRA CHARLIE FRANK LIMA! SIERRA CHARLIE FRANK LIMA, YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!" I, of course, proceed to feel guilty, because I am a customer service person and there is no excuse for being rude to the customer.
Two or three minutes later, still no e-mail. Even AFTER I sloooooowly spelled it out for him, he transposed two of the letters in the (four-letter) username. So I walk him through forwarding it, get his formatting issues - all half-dozen of them - fixed in a grand total of 25 seconds.
I e-mail him back and by this time I'm already running ten minutes over. I then proceed to have to take the next five minutes walking him through how to download an attachment and open it in word to print out.
Seriously, though. The absolute worst calls are the ones where the user is just an asshole, but only slightly behind them are the calls when it takes 45 minutes to do something that would have taken two if the user had just LISTENED TO WHAT I WAS SAYING THE FIRST TIME.