Annoying day at work...

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Like we get enough fucks walking into my store to just say "Just looking..." An office Depot store out in the middle of boondock-nowhere. Yes, alot of people drive to this store /just to look/. "Ow wow, a pen! Never seen that before in the wild!"

So this guy comes in at about 6:30. "Where's the printers at?"

"Right in front of you..." (3 isles, huge signs, huge laser printers..., this is very common.)

He starts chatting with a coworker, as i'm taking care of 11 other people and their gremlins in the store as being commanded to every 10 secs by a manager, to which I take my ear peice off.

Not like my current idiot mother and daughter set isn't much smarter; as they are /trying desperately/ to decide between two printers: A shitty HP, and an even shittier Brother. Though the Brother is $100 less and has more options, she'd rather go with the HP because "Well, I don't need fax."

So? Don't fucking use it then! And for 10 mins she thought this. HP.

Anyways, the other guy that my co-worker is with, is being plain dumb. Dumb as like he's trying to steal something...

He asks about if the printers have certain features: that are printed in BOLD on the machines.

He also asks a question which pissed me off, so I kinda yelled at him. "how fast do these fax?"
"Dude, they fax all the same, like 14k or so, over 56k modems!"

The guy left at 8:35... 2 hours... god damnit. how are we an amusement park for bored idiots?