What do you REALLY want me to do?
Apr. 18th, 2008 12:49 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
I spent over half an hour with a customer today trying to get him to restart his modem. Of that time, i spent maybe 5 minutes talking. The rest was spent with him bickering with his wife over what i really wanted him to do.
"He wants me to power-cycle the modem"
"No, what he meant was to restart the computer."
"You think? I was just going to unplug the router..."
"No, you need to turn off the computer!"
"I'm restarting the router, that's what he wanted me to do!"
(breaking in)"Sir? The little box that says "RCA" on the front of it, has about five lights on the front? That's what i need you to turn off."
"What's he saying?"
"He wants me to unplug the box."
"This blue one that says Linksystem on it?"
"No, i think he means the computer."
"That's what i said before, but you said no! You sure he doesn't mean the Linksystems box?"
"Yes, he said the box, this is the box."
*Windows XP shutdown music*
me: *Adds percussion to the Windows shutdown music, mashing my face into the desk*
And neither of the two were right during the entire conversation. Once i finally convinced him to send his wife to another room, and baby-talked him through it, within a minute he was back up and running.
"He wants me to power-cycle the modem"
"No, what he meant was to restart the computer."
"You think? I was just going to unplug the router..."
"No, you need to turn off the computer!"
"I'm restarting the router, that's what he wanted me to do!"
(breaking in)"Sir? The little box that says "RCA" on the front of it, has about five lights on the front? That's what i need you to turn off."
"What's he saying?"
"He wants me to unplug the box."
"This blue one that says Linksystem on it?"
"No, i think he means the computer."
"That's what i said before, but you said no! You sure he doesn't mean the Linksystems box?"
"Yes, he said the box, this is the box."
*Windows XP shutdown music*
me: *Adds percussion to the Windows shutdown music, mashing my face into the desk*
And neither of the two were right during the entire conversation. Once i finally convinced him to send his wife to another room, and baby-talked him through it, within a minute he was back up and running.