Here's a great one.
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:12 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
This was actually yesterday, but yeah.
Luser: I installed the VPN upgrade you guys pushed out and now I have no network connection! SPAZ! FREAKOUT! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END CAUSE I CAN'T WORK FROM HOME!!!!
Me: (yes I already know how to fix this, it'll be like a 2 second process) Ok sir. Can I have you double click on your My Computer Folder...
Luser: I don't have one of those, where is it?
Me: Well it's normally in the upper left corner. If it's not ther-
Luser: oh ok, I found it. But it's giving me options of Open, Explore, Search, ... which do I choose?
Me: Choose Open for me. When it opens, I'd like you to go in your C drive.
Luser: D drive?
Me: no C, like Charlie.
Luser: OK S.
Me: no, C. Like cat.
Luser: ah ok. Now where?
Me: Do you see a folder called Program Files?
Luser: Yeah. Oh, but there's nothing in it?
Me: Do you see a message warning you that you should not make modifications to this folder? If so, there should be something you can click to continue.
Luser: Ok I see folders now. Where to?
Me: You're looking for one that says Symantec Client Security
Luser: Can you spell that?
Me: S y m a n t e c client security.
Luser: I dont' see it.
Me: Ok, give me your computer name and I'll remote in and help you locate it.
Luser: my computer name is $ACOMPUTERNAME.
Me: ok you should see a pop up asking if Ellis, Mary can control your desktop.
Luser: nope, don't see it.
Me: (it's telling me it's prompting him) Let me try again. (I cancel, resubmit permission request) Do you see it now?
Luser: nope.
Me: OK. Go to Start > Run and in the box there type cmd and hit enter. You should see a DOS window pop up.
Luser: Yep.
Me: great. Type in IPCONFIG for me, and hit enter. You should then see something that says your IP address. It should be a string of 4 sets of numbers.
Luser: OK, its $IPADDRESS.
Me: Great. (I remote to it that way instead of with computer name.) Now do yo usee the pop up?
Luser: Yep, I'll say yes.
Me: great. (it connects, the computer name is not even CLOSE to the one he gave me... but whatever)(I go to the explorer window he's got open....
HE'S NOT IN PROGRAM FILES. HE'S IN DOCUMENTS AND SETTINGS.)
w. t. f.
I browse to the correct location in complete silence, and run the fwexcept.bat. and he instantly is working again.
Luser: I installed the VPN upgrade you guys pushed out and now I have no network connection! SPAZ! FREAKOUT! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END CAUSE I CAN'T WORK FROM HOME!!!!
Me: (yes I already know how to fix this, it'll be like a 2 second process) Ok sir. Can I have you double click on your My Computer Folder...
Luser: I don't have one of those, where is it?
Me: Well it's normally in the upper left corner. If it's not ther-
Luser: oh ok, I found it. But it's giving me options of Open, Explore, Search, ... which do I choose?
Me: Choose Open for me. When it opens, I'd like you to go in your C drive.
Luser: D drive?
Me: no C, like Charlie.
Luser: OK S.
Me: no, C. Like cat.
Luser: ah ok. Now where?
Me: Do you see a folder called Program Files?
Luser: Yeah. Oh, but there's nothing in it?
Me: Do you see a message warning you that you should not make modifications to this folder? If so, there should be something you can click to continue.
Luser: Ok I see folders now. Where to?
Me: You're looking for one that says Symantec Client Security
Luser: Can you spell that?
Me: S y m a n t e c client security.
Luser: I dont' see it.
Me: Ok, give me your computer name and I'll remote in and help you locate it.
Luser: my computer name is $ACOMPUTERNAME.
Me: ok you should see a pop up asking if Ellis, Mary can control your desktop.
Luser: nope, don't see it.
Me: (it's telling me it's prompting him) Let me try again. (I cancel, resubmit permission request) Do you see it now?
Luser: nope.
Me: OK. Go to Start > Run and in the box there type cmd and hit enter. You should see a DOS window pop up.
Luser: Yep.
Me: great. Type in IPCONFIG for me, and hit enter. You should then see something that says your IP address. It should be a string of 4 sets of numbers.
Luser: OK, its $IPADDRESS.
Me: Great. (I remote to it that way instead of with computer name.) Now do yo usee the pop up?
Luser: Yep, I'll say yes.
Me: great. (it connects, the computer name is not even CLOSE to the one he gave me... but whatever)(I go to the explorer window he's got open....
HE'S NOT IN PROGRAM FILES. HE'S IN DOCUMENTS AND SETTINGS.)
w. t. f.
I browse to the correct location in complete silence, and run the fwexcept.bat. and he instantly is working again.