2007-07-02

Definition of 'is' (head/desk moment)

Customer: OMGWTBBQ!!! Network's down, dogs and cats living together, etc. (can't get email)

Hell Desk Prole: Are there any error messages showing?

Customer: No! No error messages. Just a window saying Network Cable Unplugged.

Hell Desk Prole (que Monty Python voice): That's what we in the industry call an Error Message. I will now have to shoot you. (bang) What a senseless waste of human life.