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One of the worst aspects of working tech support is when you need to work on a users PC and they fart as they get up from their seat. GAG.

Seriously, I just spent 10 minutes installing and configuring software for this dude and I actually checked the bottom of my shoes *just to make sure* it wasn't me. That stench lingered just like the tapestry of profanity Ralphie's father wove that is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan. Foul.

Gross.

Maybe I need to start carrying charcoal filter suppositories in my toolkit, I can hand them out as complimentaries.

Ugh.

x-posted to my personal journal and techsupport

Writing a quote for Server 2003 licensing...

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KeyBoard: Apply directly to the forehead!
KeyBoard: Apply directly to the forehead!
KeyBoard: Apply directly to the forehead!