This actually happened
Jul. 4th, 2006 09:56 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Conversation snippet:
Me: "Sir, I [went to our co-location building, located your server in our cabinet farm, and] consoled into your Windows Server 2003 1U server just as you asked me to, and actually verified the files you were copying from the CD-ROM drive weren't copying across."
Cust: "Okay, so why weren't they?"
Me: "The CD-ROM drive was open."
Cust: "I tried closing it by remote, but Windows told me it couldn't find the CD!"
Me: "The machine was right in this case, sir."
Cust: "Huh? Then where the hell did my Windows source CD go?!?"
Me: "Funny thing that, I actually found it on the floor of the cabinet against the door: it fell on my boots when I opened it."
Cust: "Wha.....? Er, well, can you just put the CD back in?"
Me: "I did, however it looks badly scratched from its fall, it keeps bringing up CRC errors when I tried to access it before I contacted you."
Cust: "*swearing* Then how the hell did a CD just jump out of an ejected CD-ROM tray???"
Me: "Um, I also noticed you racked your server upside-down. Suffice to say, sir, when the CD tray ejected, gravity came into force."
And they wonder why I come back from co-lo visits in a good mood.
Me: "Sir, I [went to our co-location building, located your server in our cabinet farm, and] consoled into your Windows Server 2003 1U server just as you asked me to, and actually verified the files you were copying from the CD-ROM drive weren't copying across."
Cust: "Okay, so why weren't they?"
Me: "The CD-ROM drive was open."
Cust: "I tried closing it by remote, but Windows told me it couldn't find the CD!"
Me: "The machine was right in this case, sir."
Cust: "Huh? Then where the hell did my Windows source CD go?!?"
Me: "Funny thing that, I actually found it on the floor of the cabinet against the door: it fell on my boots when I opened it."
Cust: "Wha.....? Er, well, can you just put the CD back in?"
Me: "I did, however it looks badly scratched from its fall, it keeps bringing up CRC errors when I tried to access it before I contacted you."
Cust: "*swearing* Then how the hell did a CD just jump out of an ejected CD-ROM tray???"
Me: "Um, I also noticed you racked your server upside-down. Suffice to say, sir, when the CD tray ejected, gravity came into force."
And they wonder why I come back from co-lo visits in a good mood.