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[lordchaos.livejournal.com]

Dear Customers,

I would appreciate it if you would not lie to me about your computer being used strictly for business. When I boot up your machine and find only the default installation of Windows with a folder on the desktop called Porn, I get upset. What are you breathing down by neck for what? A machine you use to spank the monkey.

I don't think jerking it constitutes a legitimate business. I'd say have sex with your wife, girl friend, and/or mistress, but judging by the porn you have I'd be surprised if you had either of them.

For future reference telling me that a computer is used for business will not get me to look at the system any sooner unless you are a good customer, I know you, or you pay the expedite fee. If a computer is REALLY used for business you would have no problem with the expedite fee. Also if the computer is ACTUALLY used for business there would be business applications install and Word, Excel, Power Point, and Access Database files littering the hard drive. Not pictures of your small pecker.

Sincerely,

Paulus


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