How To Please your I.T. Department

[k8mnstr.livejournal.com]

It's been a long time since I've posted anything, and I just got this e-mailed to me and couldn't wait to share it with those who would appreciate it.

( How to Please your I.T. Department )

Is It Too Much To Ask...

[fuego.livejournal.com]

for you to answer my questions correctly. And if for some reason you don't know the answe, say you don't know. Ask for clarification, ask me to explain better.For pete's sake, ANYTHING but lying to me and then putting your brother on the phone an hour later who finally gives me the correct information. We could have avoinded all this mess, not the least of it you getting all huffy and exasperated with me.

(no subject)

[spacebird.livejournal.com]

Dear Customers:

I love it when you reboot your computer randomly while I'm going through troubleshooting steps with you. It just gives me a thrill - and the older your computer it is, the more you should reboot it. Seriously, you'll make my day just explode with happy joyful colors.

(no subject)

[daerlyn.livejournal.com]

Dear Inventory Supervisor Who Has Been Driving Me Crazy For The Last Two Years,

There are a few things I should not have to explain to you at this late date:

1) Saving things on your desktop as opposed to your H: drive is a bad idea.

2) When I remind you of this, creating a shortcut and then just deleting the original folder will not fix the problem.

3) Why is it, at this point, you have forgotten how to find the H: drive?

We've had everyone networked for at least 10 years. She's worked here for 15 or so.

Five days left. Only five days left. I will make it through!