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Jan. 4th, 2005 10:26 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
dpaul007.livejournal.comIt's the first day back after the holidays. Our recorded greeting needs to be changed to the following:
"Thank you for calling the ******* ****** Help Desk.
All of our analysts are swamped -- either reminding people what their passwords are, or redirecting the ones who are too stupid to push the right button on their phone in the first place."
Why does the collective IQ of the workforce plummet like lead after a 3-day weekend?
"Thank you for calling the ******* ****** Help Desk.
All of our analysts are swamped -- either reminding people what their passwords are, or redirecting the ones who are too stupid to push the right button on their phone in the first place."
Why does the collective IQ of the workforce plummet like lead after a 3-day weekend?
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