a brief vent I'm sure someone can relate to.

[ororo.livejournal.com]

Dude,

I grew up in New England. I lived in the great state of New York for four years. I used to be a disk jockey.

If I say you're speaking too quickly, then you're speaking too quickly, so slow the *&^%$#@! down.

and that doesn't mean put pauses in between saying things too quickly either, you asshole.