Meanwhile, in Russia...

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[anivair.livejournal.com]

sausage cut you?

[kestrelct.livejournal.com]

It took me about five tries to figure out what was going on there.

[rooftopaccess.livejournal.com]

amazing! now i know what to do with my dvd burner that slowly stopped writing, then reading various formats until it became completely useless.

[wolfhound668.livejournal.com]

Me too. My first thought was "ooo, a sausage slicer". My second thought was "I want one". My third thought (about 20 seconds later) was "ooooohhh". Darned sleep apnea is affecting my mind.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

That can't be sanitary.

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was about to reply asking for more context until I figured out what I was looking at.

I kinda have trouble believing that this is real, though, mainly because I don't think anyone would think that a CD drive would do a good enough job of cutting sausage to actually bring one on a picnic. Either cut the stuff at home or bring a knife, no need to lug that dead weight around.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

You think Russian sausage starts out sanitary?

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

Drink enough vodka, everything's sanitary.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

I instinctively reached for my junk.

[kestrelct.livejournal.com]

That was definitely my first thought too.