DIE MOTHER F*#@ER

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

I AM TECH SUPPORT!!!!

NOT A MIRACLE WORKER!!!!!!

If Research In Motion has not developed a solution to the "problem" you have mentioned to me, then there's NOTHING I can do about it!!! I don't give a rats ass how big your position is in the government!!! IT CANNOT BE DONE!!!!

_MaH

If you think observing our government is painful, try working with them. This has knocked a good three years off my life.

Comments

Really??

[luvdancing.livejournal.com]

..you work many miracles for me.... ;-)

Re: Really??

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen, that would be my ever loving and compassionate fiancee. She's the one who keeps me (relatively) calm.

No. She is not a technician. Fortunately for her she'll never have to glimpse upon the horizon of IT HELL.

_MaH

[wanusmaximus.livejournal.com]

awww, that's cute! =) _W

[ex-prunesnp.livejournal.com]

God, I know the feeling. I worked with implementing a system for *blah* department last year for like, 13 months straight. They only wanted silk purses out of a sow's ear. Oh, But also gold!

But also they didn't pay us on time either. *headdesk*

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

I was deploying a Blackberry to one of the higher-ups in our organization, and during the installation I had some trouble getting GPRS to the device. I knew what was wrong, and we took the steps to correct it immediately, but during this whole process he starts expressing doubt OUT LOUD AROUND ME.

"Well, if this is going to happen for every install, then maybe we should scrap the whole project."

Hello? McFly? You just purchased over a thousand of these devices along with service plans for them. What, are you going to return them saying "We changed our minds"? Too late! Also I'm sorry for the extra five minutes and the phone call I needed to make, but tada, your device was successfully installed and functional within the hour long installation process that we scheduled with you.

Ugh.

_MaH