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[taleya.livejournal.com]

Jesus buttfucking christ, he's at it again!

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[hiroe.livejournal.com]

....maybe he ran out of pie filling?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

*innocent look* Is that the name of the website he's viewing?

[toxico.livejournal.com]

I was refraining from calling Rule 34.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

i just finally cracked it and blocked his access to everything bar webmail. Fuck 'im. I'm not playing chase the URL all day.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that a Ghastly comic?

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

heh heh, guess who is going to be calling for "support" soon?

[meijhen.livejournal.com]

My husband is now wondering if I'm completely insane as I'm dying laughing over here.....

[toxico.livejournal.com]

Why, yes it was. Visit at your own peril. (http://forums.comicgenesis.com/viewtopic.php?f=322&t=79320&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=100)

[catsidhe.livejournal.com]

Surely you could hack in a special firewall rule, just for him, that replaces every IMG with, say, tubgirl?

Set it up, turn it on, listen for the screaming...

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

Is that the name of the pr0n file he's looking at?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I've been tailing his logs all day...if he didn't get the hint when his sites were being blocked five seconds after accessing them, he's even friggin' stupider than I thought

(He realised - I started seeing searches on how to circumvent blocks :P)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Or one of those big flashing hooting dancing llama sites "I'M LOOKING AT PORRRRRRRRRRN!!!!"

[erunamiryene.livejournal.com]

I love that ... because if you can see what they're looking at, and you block it ... OBVIOUSLY you won't see them searching for ways around the block. Ahh, the logic of the user. XD

[cs-neo.livejournal.com]

Is this guy like the owner of the company? If not, how isn't he reported to his bosses, and likely fired?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

The nearest I can figure is that his immediate head is off sick today. We emailed her this morning abotu this

[bamatone.livejournal.com]

LOVE that icon, lol.

[brotherflounder]

Once again, I recommend napalm.

[jecook]

HELL YES.

If I could figure out how to prod Websense into doing this, I'll have my April fool's gag set up well in advance. :D

[spiker-uk.livejournal.com]

No. Much more effective would be 'death by HR critter'.

[jjjiii]

I'd just forward the logs to the head of his department, along with the explanation from your first post.

[rei-0.livejournal.com]

lol icon

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Don't need websense. Mod the hosts file :D

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Oooo.. nasty !

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

Funny, but I don't think fighting NSFW with NSFW would be very SFW at all.

[laviededavid.livejournal.com]

well dont you know where all just retarded nerds that just dont understand anything in the real world lol at least thats how we were all treated at my last job. Well until something broke anyways lol

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

I'm not trying to be an ass, but your comment borders the edge of incomprehension. You sound like an end-user.

[tauren-wardrums.livejournal.com]

Rule 37 just saved me.

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

Wait, what are we rabble-ing for?

;)

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Of course, it does have the advantage that you can use his history as a great source of domain names to perma-block for the entire campus.

"This site has been blocked because it's one of the porn sites that $name has been visiting. Click here for a list of $name's browsing habits over the past three months."

[taleya.livejournal.com]

....Ow. Your sentence structure hurts my brain

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Who cares? Not like anyone's gonna check.

"Oh, it is of vital importance to our workplace, must ensure the porn sites are loading correctly."

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Indeed. His browsing for the past two days now makes up 80% of our current block list on that proxy.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Rhubarb! Rhubarb!

[yanni85.livejournal.com]

Personally, I refuse to marry anyone who doesn't have their moments of complete insanity... it'd be too boring.