Want want want

[mouser.livejournal.com]

...would like a wireless mouse because I keep triping on my original one...

Is it bad that my initial response was ALMOST "So stop dancing on the desk!"

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[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

I ... could not have stopped myself from sending that response.

[3fgburner.livejournal.com]

Triping? As in, "spewing guts on my original one", perhaps?

[http://users.livejournal.com/hub_/]

it is a perfectly normal reaction...

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

Enh. I'd probably respond with 'Plug the mouse into the port on the *back* of the machine instead of the front, so the cord's not hanging in the way.', presuming it's a USB mouse. I have a similar problem with my headphones and my gamepad, both plugged into front jacks, myself.

[trayce.livejournal.com]

It took several goes before I realised what you did there.

[silece.livejournal.com]

do not make tripe at your desk. use the staff canteen.

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

Pretty much my thought

[supermouse.livejournal.com]

My first thought was 'with or without onions?'.