Fun trick

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

Usually people shut up when you do something like this:

Luser: "Well what's the worst that can happen if I do that?"
Me: "Theoretically? Theoretically the worst thing that can happen is that it opens a black hole at the core of the Earth and sucks all existance into the event horizon, dooming us all to oblivion."
Luser: ".....?"

I have too much fun with this job! It's the only way to stay sane :-D

_MaH

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[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

I was talking to one of the transition mentors on our account today, and he was telling me about a joke he pulled on a customer once.

Problem was the guy's monitor would turn itself off if you touched it. Just a light, simple touch.

He told the customer it was very urgent he see a doctor, ASAP, b/c he was probably carrying far too much of a static electric charge on his body. Customer freaked out, and said "ARE YOU SERIOUS"

"nah, i'm just messing with you"