i'm currently on a call with a very macho sysop who told me at the beginning of the call that i wouldn't be able to fix his no power situation. but i think he realized who he's talking to when i laughed at his piddly "10.5 minute mobo stripping record" after he had me on hoold for 11 or 12 minutes while he did this, with no expansion cards to speak of to complicate things.
A few jobs ago, a coworker that was on my team got a butthole of a caller like that. She put the guy on speaker phone so we could all hear it. Then he uttered the words that doomed him..."Can I talk to a MAN? You obviously don't understand a thing I'm saying."
The team's response: "Oooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!......"
Butthole guy: "What?! Am I on speakerphone?!"
Team: *innocent voices in unison* "Nooooooooooooooooo......." ^o^;
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Date: 2004-03-29 04:18 pm (UTC)That happens to me at least once a day.
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Date: 2004-03-29 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-29 07:45 pm (UTC)Then again, every couple months someone asks if I'm a robot...
how apropos
Date: 2004-03-31 05:39 am (UTC)oh my.
i love being better than my customers <333
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Date: 2004-04-02 01:20 pm (UTC)The team's response: "Oooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!......"
Butthole guy: "What?! Am I on speakerphone?!"
Team: *innocent voices in unison* "Nooooooooooooooooo......." ^o^;
Butthole guy: *click*
Team: *cheers and laughs*