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techrecoveryTales from the Support Crypt: http://net-security.org/malware_news.php?id=1019
"For some time now, my fuses have been blown, and until the power is restored, I am left without electricity (light, fridge and other electrical appliances). I have carried out several checks and have reached the conclusion that it could be caused by my 'Panda Titanium' antivirus which I am very satisfied with. I think the antivirus blows the fuses when trying to update while the computer is turned off."
"Given that I cannot disinfect my computer’s DVD drive, I have enclosed it for you to clean it and send it back to me."
"I was infected by a virus a week ago. The virus said 'you fool' through the computer speakers."
"I enter the user name and password, but the only answer I get is a ‘fart’ sound."
"For some time now, my fuses have been blown, and until the power is restored, I am left without electricity (light, fridge and other electrical appliances). I have carried out several checks and have reached the conclusion that it could be caused by my 'Panda Titanium' antivirus which I am very satisfied with. I think the antivirus blows the fuses when trying to update while the computer is turned off."
"Given that I cannot disinfect my computer’s DVD drive, I have enclosed it for you to clean it and send it back to me."
"I was infected by a virus a week ago. The virus said 'you fool' through the computer speakers."
"I enter the user name and password, but the only answer I get is a ‘fart’ sound."
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Date: 2008-12-30 09:19 pm (UTC)How would you know what taking your foot out of jelly sounds like?
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Date: 2009-01-03 10:16 am (UTC)