As promised here, below lie links to the various boilerplate emails I send out for various issues, including...
Note that, though the files linked above are HTML files, the actual emails sent are in plaintext format. The rationale behind the HTML files above is the increased efficacy of hyperlinks when viewed in a web browser. The pages linked to are either reference materials (Google, Wikipedia, Snopes, ATLAS, etc.,) or rationale pages (like this), which are almost guaranteed to be up at all times. If you do use these documents, especially the rationale pages, please consider mirroring them on a server more personal to you. Feel free to modify these documents and the rationale pages as you see fit--I release them into the public domain.
Enjoy!
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"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
- ...the sending of Office attachments (first, second times): here
- ...the sending of Office attachments (third, fourth times): here
- ...the sending of Office attachments (fifth time): here
- ...the sending of Office attachments (sixth time): here
- ...the sending of unsubscribe (or personal/sensitive) messages to lists: here
- ...the polite asking for help in fields I am not familiar with: here
- ...the rude asking for help in fields I am not familiar with: here
- ...(NEW, adapted from here) the spamming of lists/address books with panic emails: here
Note that, though the files linked above are HTML files, the actual emails sent are in plaintext format. The rationale behind the HTML files above is the increased efficacy of hyperlinks when viewed in a web browser. The pages linked to are either reference materials (Google, Wikipedia, Snopes, ATLAS, etc.,) or rationale pages (like this), which are almost guaranteed to be up at all times. If you do use these documents, especially the rationale pages, please consider mirroring them on a server more personal to you. Feel free to modify these documents and the rationale pages as you see fit--I release them into the public domain.
Enjoy!
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"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:04 am (UTC)That's true. Get off your high fucking horse.
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:20 am (UTC)a. learn to use your computer (and get Office, OpenOffice etc etc)
or
b. buy a computer that was made after 2001.
Like it or not, the second most recent Office is a de facto standard.
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:32 am (UTC)I wish they'd fix that bug in the email software that removes the mailing list from the To: line of the email.
If I can identify their mail client from the headers, I usually name the mail client.
I stole the idea from here: http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2006/10/19/844008.aspx
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:32 am (UTC)The other issue comes with Powerpoint attachments--OO.o almost renders PPTs correctly. However, note the emphasis. It is trivially simple to get a free PDF converter and render PPTs as PDF, bypassing any issues students (this is mainly directed towards professors who cancel classes, then send the intended Powerpoint out as notes) might have in reading them.
I suspect that the issue will lessen somewhat with M$' soon-to-be support for the Open Document Formats.
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 05:34 am (UTC)--
"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 05:39 am (UTC)--
"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:41 am (UTC)1) ridicule of the person who failed to reply to list
2) gets the contents of the message that should have gone to the list onto the list
I don't see why this doesn't work on larger lists.
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 05:47 am (UTC)--
"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:49 am (UTC)--
"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 05:57 am (UTC)--
"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-11-19 05:58 am (UTC)As for pirating Office... people buy Office? lol
Doesnt Microsoft have some sort of student program where you can get Office for about 20 bucks? I know they were bringing something like that in back in 2004 or so...
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Date: 2008-11-19 06:01 am (UTC)There is, sort of, but it still does not run on my OS of choice. And, money is money, and I do not have much of it.
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Date: 2008-11-19 06:06 am (UTC)http://www.microsoft.com/student/discounts/theultimatesteal-us/default.aspx
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Date: 2008-11-19 06:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 06:17 am (UTC)My freshman year of college, 2002, Solaris was the dominant OS in the computer labs at my university. By 2006, when I graduated, it was more varied across departments. CS had moved to Linux, although they did give in and acquire one lab of Windows machines. This is compared to 6-8 (depending on how you count) labs of Linux boxes.
Windows may dominate the *home* computer market, but don't delude yourself into believing that it dominates the computer market.
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Date: 2008-11-19 06:17 am (UTC)Thats not to say that there arent good points raised. PDFs are preferable to Office formats (and not only because editing one is much more difficult). Plain text /is/ preferable as well. But it still feels snobby to ask someone to change their habits to support your minority preferences.
Id like to use a non-Christian complaining about Christmas carols and nativity scenes in shopping centres as an analogy, but that example seems extreme...
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Date: 2008-11-19 06:19 am (UTC)*shrugs*
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Date: 2008-11-19 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 06:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-19 06:31 am (UTC)Academia doesn't use Word for its papers, as Word doesn't know about LaTeX. Most large companies publicly distribute whitepapers in PDF or -rarely- HTML.
Do you have a point, or are you simply flaming while driving an off-topic discussion?