One of those letters I'll never send (x posted to my journal)

[ororo.livejournal.com]

Dear Boss:

Attached please find one (1) requisition for some sublime problems for your staff to resolve. All too often we are ignoring the sublime and going directly to the ridiculous, which has a degrading effect on morale and overall sanity. While minimal sanity is necessary to put up with working here, what little we have left must stay intact or you will be overseeing fourteen gibbering technicians without problem-solving skills. While this may help us communicate better with some of our users, it will certainly have a negative effect on our productivity. Thank you