[identity profile] asbrand.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Didn't happen to me, but happened to my coworker who sits beside me (who also happens to be a friend of mine for the last 20+ years).

We work for a large telecommunications company (rhymes with socks), and our particular department is working in the Backbone NOC.  We monitor / fix all the routers, switches, and circuits on our multi-state backbone network.

That said...a couple of days ago, my coworker/friend "R" received this phone call...from "Ralph"...who apparently is a telephone customer of ours.

R:  NOC Engineering, this is "R", how can I help you?

Customer:   Is this phone bugged?

R:   Um...I don't think so...who is calling?

Customer:   This is Ralph.

R:   ....um....  Is there something I can do for you?

Customer:   Is my phone bugged?

R:   <blank look> - Uh...I'm sorry, but I work on the internet side of the business.  I don't know anything about your telephone service.  You'll have to call your local telephone system support for help with that...

Customer:   <grunts>  ...huh...ok.    <click>



*boggle*


Firstly, we're a huge company, with many diversified areas.   Internet, telephone, transport, VOIP, cable tv, Video on Demand, etc...   I've always wondered why so many customers think that everybody in a parent corporation knows the same info as everybody else.   I don't know squat about cable TV or telephone service, and I'm quite sure those guys don't know jack about what we do here.   This isn't "Billy-Bob's Car Shack" with 10 employees who all know each other and what they do.

Secondly...we have no idea how "Ralph" got the number to our support queue.  We don't take calls from customers.   We get calls from vendors, circuit providers, and service engineers in our various markets.

Very, very surreal...



-Az

Date: 2008-05-09 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twitchfetish.livejournal.com
heh. R should have said "Yes. Agents have been dispatched. Please do not attempt to leave, and please do not resist. Your debriefing and re-education session will begin soon."

*grin*

T

Date: 2008-05-09 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebabynancy.livejournal.com
LOL, I would have said, "If it's not, sir, it certainly is now."


:D

Date: 2008-05-09 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebabynancy.livejournal.com
oh, that's so much better than what I would've said! :)

Date: 2008-05-09 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-reda.livejournal.com
I knew it. You are one of 'them'.

Date: 2008-05-09 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooforbrains.livejournal.com
That was my thought. He missed a prime opportunity to fuck with the guy :)

Date: 2008-05-09 02:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jecook
No, he's not. He has not attended any meetings.

I should know, I'm one of [livejournal.com profile] t_h_e_m

Date: 2008-05-09 02:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-09 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-reda.livejournal.com
BUT
does this qualify you as one of 'US'?

Date: 2008-05-09 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awarrenfells.livejournal.com
I asked a customer for his phone number to verify his account, and he was like, "Why!? For the FBI?"

...

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