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[linux-hottie.livejournal.com]

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[synthclarion.livejournal.com]

fail

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I am afraid the tests are positive. You should speak to your gyno soon.

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

Fail

[zucci-zookeenee.livejournal.com]

hahaha.

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

microsoft != adobe. nar?

[http://users.livejournal.com/hub_/]

if at least you had put a picture?


:-)

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

[redhillian.livejournal.com]

FAIL

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm game:

1) What is the gross domestic product of Lithuania?

2) What size shoes does Miley Cyrus wear when she's not posing bareass for magazine covers?

3) Torquemada?

4) What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

(You KNOW somebody had to ask that one)

[sgt-easton.livejournal.com]

"So remember this Valentine's day to open source your heart"
I think I might be sick...

[jecook]

*insert sound of a 20 foot diameter gong being rung... repeatedly*

I choose C).

[gremlingirl.livejournal.com]

FAIL!

heh.

[sdaemon.livejournal.com]

PREGNANT!

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

icle?

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

This is a test of the emogency flamethrowing system. Had this been a real emogency, napalm would be oozing from your keyboard to protect the rest of the intarwebs.

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

4: African or European?

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank.

[4ti3k4t35.livejournal.com]

hello world?

[argonel.livejournal.com]

1. JFGI (just fucking google it)
2. Who cares, she's supposed ta be barefoot in da kitchen fixen my sammich
3. YES
4. Laden with what? A single swallow is incapable of carrying a coconut.

[mouser.livejournal.com]

Read each question thoroughly. Answer all questions. Time limit: four hours. Begin immediately.

HISTORY: Describe the history of religion from its origins to the present day, concentrate specifically but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Demonstrate your understanding by creating your own religion and describing its likely impact on world affairs. Be brief, concise and specific.

LITERATURE: Compose an epic poem based on the events of your own life in which you see and footnote allusions from T.S. Eliot, Keats, Chaucer, Dante, Norse mythology and the Marx brothers. Critique your poem with a full discussion of its metrics.

MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your own appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

BIOLOGY: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed five hundred years earlier, with special attention to the probable effects on the English Parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

PSYCHOLOGY: Employing principles from the major schools of psychoanalytic thought, successfully subject yourself to analysis. Make appropriate personality changes, bill yourself and fill out all medical insurance forms. Now do the same to the person seated to your immediate left.

ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Run for Congress. Build a political power base. Successfully pass your plan and implement it.

PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed students are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

PHYSICS: Explain the general theory of relativity. Keep it simple. Now demonstrate the limits of faster-than-light travel through an experiment of your own design.

AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE: Outline the steps involved in breeding your own super high yield, all weather hybrid strain of wheat. Describe its chemical and physical properties and estimate its impact on world food supplies. Construct a model for dealing with world-wide surpluses. Write your Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

MATHEMATICS: Give today's date, in metric.

CHEMISTRY. Transform lead into gold. You will find a beaker and three lead sinkers
under your seat. Show all work including Feynman diagrams and quantum functions for all steps. You have fifteen minutes.

POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red telephone on the desk behind you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

** EXTRA CREDIT **

Define the Universe. Give two examples.

[wbyonder.livejournal.com]

Priceless

[random-c.livejournal.com]

Insert request for proof of quality of 'hottie' and as an afterthought, proof of the grokking of linux.
Begin distro flamewar.

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

4. Maybe half a coconut? If we they worked in tandem...

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

*scribbles out the "we" with a sharpie*

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Why, I don't know that*SPOING*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Boy, community colleges in Europe are HARD

[pne.livejournal.com]

Lovely.

Where's it from? May I quote it?

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

Hadn't seen that one is a long time. Classic!

[kallell.livejournal.com]

4.

42

the program should have ended at that point but the answer is 42 , apparently the mice havnt connected the two yet.

[mouser.livejournal.com]

It's been circulating since the 1950s or before.

No known author.

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

It could grip it by the husk!

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

1. The grossest thing to be produced from Lithuania is a matter of taste.
2. Cinderella or smaller.
3. Let's face it, you can't torquemada anything!
4. (Someone already got this one)

Do I win?

[mattcaron.livejournal.com]

It's not a question of where it grips it...

[syberghost.livejournal.com]

Testes, testes, one, two, THREE??!!???

[xforge.livejournal.com]

3. Let's face it, you can't torquemada anything!

Do I win?

With that one, heck yes.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! *dance*

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

comment that previous comment is out of character for this community.

[mashiroikaze.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. The test came back positive. You do have herpes.

On the bright side, you can now start living the life those herpes medicine commercials talk about.

(Sorry, nothing personal)