techrecovery | Unix Admin Bitch From Hell.....

So I used to have my own office, until our company decided to get more cash flow and hire new idiots, i mean employees. So in moves a programmer, he is old about 50,I'm about 21, he has a PHD in mathematics, I have no formal computer education, has a bald head, I have a full head of black and red hair, He spends 3 hours of lunch time at a gym, I well..heh read below. He Has unix listed on his resume..He has unix listed on his resume?

So im sitting in my office which i avoid now to be away from him because of certain comments like...

"Oh programming is so accurate unlike chinese medicine! you must see results to know they will work" what a dumb fuck...

"Crouching tiger the movie was so pretentious and feminine" I happened to love that movie!

"Stop what your doing now!" Why i asked, "cause its broken!" great...the fucking PROGRAMMER doesnt know how to shut down a machine properly.

"Slirp Slip Slirp" Odviously a person who doesn't eat thier soup with a spoon.

So today while i was eating my lunch in the kitchen rather than my office (For slurping reasons) with out HR lady, since im too important to have a normal lunch and leave the premisis..the programmer walks in and says "I figured out something, not like it would matter to you guys since your women, but i figured out the secret about the war in isreael" so then he goes on and rants about something he has no idea about, our HR lady was turning red, I mean whats with this "Women" thing? so i sip my diet pepsi and say...

"Great you pretentious fuck, why don't you figure out the secret to UNIX! since you seem to have everything else figured out unlike us women"

Odviously, he was the one who was written up. And most importantly he shut up.

Pretentious Fuck.