Dilbert Says it best

[jadedusoliel.livejournal.com]

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert20040111045651.jpg

There's a comedian named Eddie Izzard who had as one of his lines in his technology skit:
"I deleted the file? I deleted all the files?! I deleted the internet?? I don't even have a modem!"

If you can I recommend getting a copy of his skit about trying to get his printer to print. Hell all of Eddie Izzard's stuff is well worth a listen.

Comments

[inahandbasket]

Eddie Izzard rocks.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Classic.

This reminds me of the users that think we have a HUGE switch labelled Internet, and that we switch it off at night.

"Could you turn on the Internet? Thanks!"

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

Yeah I read that in the paper this morning. Coated my comics section with tea I laughed so hard.

"...and all the Italians will be riding around on scooters going 'Ciao!'."

_MaH

[jadedusoliel.livejournal.com]

"I claim this land in the name of India!"
"You can't claim this we live here 200 million of us!"
"Do you have a flag?"
"No, but it's our country."
"No flag, no country, those are the rules, that I just made up."

[eyeconlybeauty.livejournal.com]

I must agree.
The man is a genious.
The funniest executive transvestite i know of.

[jadedusoliel.livejournal.com]

And an action transvesite to boot!

[jethro.livejournal.com]

Ctl-P-Print!

[jadedusoliel.livejournal.com]

Nope. I was dating a transvestite when I learned about him.

[jadedusoliel.livejournal.com]

My favorite line was: "Can't access printer? I can access printer! See how my hand touches it."

[jethro.livejournal.com]

"Oh! you have to turn ON the printer?"