Case notes

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Some times i try to do my case notes lol cat style.

Comments

[zzyzx.livejournal.com]

Usr no can haz email?

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

I suppose that it could be used as a fairly functional shorthand style, given that it is, by and large, consistent...

It's just really annoying when it starts invading your speech patterns as well.

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

"O hai usr. I fixed ur email."

[random-c.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just. I caught myself putting "DO NOT WANT!" and "NO CAN HAS!" on things in a requirements document last week.

[mustangracer.livejournal.com]

Examples Please?


LOL

Translated

Show me some fucking LOL cats!!!

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

*grin* You;r enot the only one

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

NO WANT USR! PLZ TO DIE IN FIRE!

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

things like "usr can has download" when refering to drivers...

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Network has fail.

Mine. No can has access. Not yours.

Ceiling cat watches ur Intranet.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it ought to be a PostSecret.

= )

[digitalraven]

No, it's really annoying when you talk in lolcat with the voices from Weebl and Bob.

I can has pie?

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

You got me on that one. That is truly disturbing. Especially with the dangers inherent to cheese.

[syberghost.livejournal.com]

I don't do this in tickets, but I do in my status reports.

[eliz.livejournal.com]

Sadly, that would be an improvement over some of the notes I see.

They make George look brilliant.

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

My DHCP logs. Let me show u them.

[canray.livejournal.com]

I predated the LOLcatz style two years ago when I had that damned 1900-0300 hours shift.

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

HAH! I've done that for phone tickets. "USR HAS VOICEMAILS ON FAX LINE. DO NOT WANT."

[random-c.livejournal.com]

...you managed to get a shift working *normal geek hours* damnit, where do I sign up? This lot keep whining if I'm not in by 10:30am...

[cjkline83.livejournal.com]

I'M IN UR NETWORK INSTALLIN MY APPS.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I printed off this pic and stuck it up at work today:



But I didn't think of putting lol* in my call notes. I think you've now unleashed a monster! Muahahahah!

[canray.livejournal.com]

It was a Call Centre job, not the fun kind of Geek Job that everyone loves. :-(

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

spaghetti > nose


OW damnit!


*is laughing*