two in a row

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

"...information was submitted to your FTP( by the way what FTP means ?)"

And this little gem...

"Just out of curiosity if you dont mind, but when will you give out your personal firewall free? not even for a limited time?"

I want to ignore my inbox for the rest of the day.  The last thing I need is a stupidity hat trick.

Comments

[bitterfun.livejournal.com]

"The last thing I need is a stupidity hat trick."

Too late, you posted on livejournal. It is inevitable.

[snarl817.livejournal.com]

"I have an emergency and need to know the phone number for 911."


What? I'm only trying to help!

[canray.livejournal.com]

You forgot the Tinfoil Helmet and Underwear, as he's a transmitter.

Must be worn directly on the skin, cannot have anything under it.

[canray.livejournal.com]

"Nine-One-One, what is the emergency?"

"Help, I can't find out how to Dial Nine-Eleven! I have a Nine on my phone, but not an Eleven."

"... This is Nine-Eleven. What is the emergency?"

"You said that this was Nine-One-One."

"Yes, they're the same thing."

"Look, Hun, I'm old, not stupid."